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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 437th Most Influential: 943rd Fattest Citizens: 9,143rd
The Ghost of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Spooky, Scary Skeletons
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Global Socialist Republic

Population1.231 billion

LeaderMinerva Telyakova


The Ghost of The Global Socialist Republic is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Minerva Telyakova with an even hand, and notable for its enslaved workforce, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.231 billion Global Socialist Republicans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valakoria. The average income tax rate is 66.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Global Socialist Republician economy, worth 97.9 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 79,507 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million rubles of property damage, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, and military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Global Socialist Republic's national animal is the Lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Global Socialist Republic is ranked 56,878th in the world and 2,797th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 85.83 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 437thMost Influential: 943rdTop
Fattest Citizens: 9,143rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,236thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,730thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,728thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,410thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,634thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,337thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,704th
Fattest Citizens: 319th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 337th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 347th in the regionMost Influential: 401st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 431st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 431st in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 562nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 569th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 701st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 738th in the regionLargest Black Market: 783rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 816th in the region

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