by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 4,058thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,301stMost Authoritarian: 10,639th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Kelso first, everything else second
Border control
Civil Rights
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The Global Farmers Confederation

Population488 million

CapitalThe Truly Forbidden City

CurrencyNuclear reactor
AnimalDire Wolf

The Empire of The Global Farmers Confederation is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 488 million Global Farmers Confederationianianinas are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Truly Forbidden City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.3%.

The Global Farmers Confederationian economy, worth 31.2 trillion Nuclear reactors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 64,018 Nuclear reactors, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government invades its allies more than its enemies, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Global Farmers Confederationian Embarrassments, and military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Global Farmers Confederation's national animal is the Dire Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Global Farmers Confederation is ranked 61,473rd in the world and 21st in depressed kelso for Fattest Citizens, with 13.02 Obesity Rate.

Most Secular: 4,058thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,301stMost Authoritarian: 10,639thTop
Most Conservative: 16,443rdMost Avoided: 18,355thLargest Mining Sector: 18,982ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,267thMost Ignorant Citizens: 26,073rd
Most Secular: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the region

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