by Max Barry

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Most Authoritarian: 504th Most Conservative: 667th Most Extreme: 1,749th
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The Germanic French

Population277 million

AnimalIntercontinental Ballistic Missile

The Colony of The Germanic French is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 277 million Germanic Frenchians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Germanic Frenchian economy, worth 4.55 trillion Reichmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 16,428 Reichmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military spending recently hit a new high, babies are a small but significant export, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, and nudity is frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Germanic French's national animal is the Intercontinental Ballistic Missile, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Germanic French is ranked 38,636th in the world and 1st in The Insurgency for Most Primitive, scoring 30.17 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Authoritarian: 504thMost Conservative: 667thTop
Most Extreme: 1,749thMost Income Equality: 6,352ndTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 8,543rd

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