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Most Authoritarian: 3,472nd Most Income Equality: 5,523rd Most Conservative: 8,994th
The Federation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Arbeit macht frei
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Basket Case
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The German Socialist Workers Republic

Population132 million


The Federation of The German Socialist Workers Republic is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 132 million Germans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant German economy, worth 1.74 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 13,213 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rubber stamp emojis are the new craze, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it, and military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The German Socialist Workers Republic's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The German Socialist Workers Republic is ranked 5,523rd in the world and 3rd in The Srivijayan Consortium for Most Income Equality, scoring 93.12 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most Authoritarian: 3,472ndMost Income Equality: 5,523rdTop
Most Conservative: 8,994thMost Extreme: 9,105thMost Ignorant Citizens: 14,679thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16,853rd

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