by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Most Devout: 1,192ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,221stMost Patriotic: 2,554th
The Großes Heiliges Kaiserreich of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Für Gott, Für Deutschland, and Für der Kaiser!
Influence
Enforcer
Maddis
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

The German Brotherhood

Population2.507 billion

CapitalDeutschlandia
LeaderMaximillian II of the Brotherhood
FaithNeo-Catholicism or Esoteric Catholicism

CurrencyImperial Paipersmark
AnimalMystical Germanic Eagle

The Großes Heiliges Kaiserreich of The German Brotherhood is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Maximillian II of the Brotherhood with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, prohibition of alcohol, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.507 billion Germans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deutschlandia. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient German Brotherhoodian economy, worth 437 trillion Imperial Paipersmarks a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,662 Imperial Paipersmarks, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

It's a hard-knock life for the orphans doing factory work for a pittance, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths, extreme hiring regulations mean a job in The German Brotherhood is often a lifetime appointment, and billions are being spent on a new island airport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The German Brotherhood's national animal is the Mystical Germanic Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Neo-Catholicism or Esoteric Catholicism.

The German Brotherhood is ranked 154,322nd in the world and 12th in Sacrum Axis Bloc for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,774.46 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Most Devout: 1,192ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,221stMost Patriotic: 2,554thLowest Crime Rates: 2,761stTop
5%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,336thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,051stMost Authoritarian: 5,357thLargest Governments: 5,931stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,683rdMost Conservative: 6,999thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,856thHealthiest Citizens: 8,335thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,804thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,828thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,635thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,333rdMost Developed: 10,796thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,242ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,647thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,360thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,682ndMost Efficient Economies: 15,153rdTop
10%
Most Beautiful Environments: 16,093rdHighest Average Incomes: 16,612thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,626thMost Cultured: 17,641stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,074thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,039thBest Weather: 19,511thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,633rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,237thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,441stSmartest Citizens: 28,283rdMost Extreme: 30,228th
Top
10%
Most Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The German Brotherhood was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in The German Brotherhood, billions are being spent on a new island airport.
  • : Following new legislation in The German Brotherhood, extreme hiring regulations mean a job in The German Brotherhood is often a lifetime appointment.
  • : Following new legislation in The German Brotherhood, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths.
  • : Following new legislation in The German Brotherhood, it's a hard-knock life for the orphans doing factory work for a pittance.
  • : Following new legislation in The German Brotherhood, estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered.
  • : Following new legislation in The German Brotherhood, garden stores are not allowed to sell water butts.
  • : Following new legislation in The German Brotherhood, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly.
  • : Following new legislation in The German Brotherhood, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus.
  • : Following new legislation in The German Brotherhood, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled.

More...

Report