Population | 2.507 billion |
Capital | Deutschlandia |
Leader | Maximillian II of the Brotherhood |
Faith | Neo-Catholicism or Esoteric Catholicism |
Currency | Imperial Paipersmark |
Animal | Mystical Germanic Eagle |
The Großes Heiliges Kaiserreich of The German Brotherhood is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Maximillian II of the Brotherhood with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, prohibition of alcohol, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.507 billion Germans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deutschlandia. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.
The frighteningly efficient German Brotherhoodian economy, worth 437 trillion Imperial Paipersmarks a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,662 Imperial Paipersmarks, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.
It's a hard-knock life for the orphans doing factory work for a pittance, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths, extreme hiring regulations mean a job in The German Brotherhood is often a lifetime appointment, and billions are being spent on a new island airport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The German Brotherhood's national animal is the Mystical Germanic Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Neo-Catholicism or Esoteric Catholicism.
The German Brotherhood is ranked 154,322nd in the world and 12th in Sacrum Axis Bloc for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,774.46 on the Hickory Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The German Brotherhood was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Following new legislation in The German Brotherhood, billions are being spent on a new island airport.
- : Following new legislation in The German Brotherhood, extreme hiring regulations mean a job in The German Brotherhood is often a lifetime appointment.
- : Following new legislation in The German Brotherhood, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths.
- : Following new legislation in The German Brotherhood, it's a hard-knock life for the orphans doing factory work for a pittance.
- : Following new legislation in The German Brotherhood, estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered.
- : Following new legislation in The German Brotherhood, garden stores are not allowed to sell water butts.
- : Following new legislation in The German Brotherhood, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly.
- : Following new legislation in The German Brotherhood, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus.
- : Following new legislation in The German Brotherhood, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled.