by Max Barry

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 775th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 911th Most Influential: 1,165th
The Federal Republic of
New York Times Democracy
Supreme Genius
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Federal Republic of The Geniuses is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Genius with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.707 billion Geniusesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Knowledge. The average income tax rate is 77.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Geniusesian economy, worth 744 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 158,232 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials are phoning up good-looking celebrities to say they want to breed with them, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, robotic spouses prove to be just as imperfect as flesh and blood ones, and vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam. Crime is totally unknown. The Geniuses's national animal is the idiot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Geniuses is ranked 31,896th in the world and 1,580th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,777.32 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 775thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 911thMost Influential: 1,165thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,994thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,315thMost Developed: 2,713thSmartest Citizens: 2,964thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,634thHealthiest Citizens: 3,806thMost Efficient Economies: 4,074thMost Cultured: 4,132ndMost Inclusive: 6,034thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,252ndLongest Average Lifespans: 6,359thNicest Citizens: 7,164thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,267thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,515thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 9,577thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,706thHighest Average Incomes: 10,198thRudest Citizens: 10,263rdLargest Governments: 11,132ndHighest Poor Incomes: 12,882ndMost Secular: 12,942ndSafest: 13,164thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,561stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,422ndHighest Economic Output: 15,600thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,516thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,949thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,725th
Largest Information Technology Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 76th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 93rd in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 107th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 129th in the regionMost Developed: 130th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 148th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 171st in the regionMost Cultured: 176th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 230th in the regionRudest Citizens: 328th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 340th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 355th in the regionMost Inclusive: 366th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 376th in the regionNicest Citizens: 383rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 412th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 422nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 435th in the regionLargest Governments: 461st in the regionMost Influential: 485th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 500th in the regionLargest Populations: 620th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 648th in the regionSafest: 649th in the regionMost Secular: 660th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 666th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 726th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 757th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 767th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 783rd in the regionMost Average: 797th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 810th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 888th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 922nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 958th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 994th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Geniuses, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam.
  • : Following new legislation in The Geniuses, robotic spouses prove to be just as imperfect as flesh and blood ones.
  • : Following new legislation in The Geniuses, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
  • : Following new legislation in The Geniuses, government officials are phoning up good-looking celebrities to say they want to breed with them.
  • : Following new legislation in The Geniuses, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in The Geniuses, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : Following new legislation in The Geniuses, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
  • : Following new legislation in The Geniuses, statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis.
  • : The Geniuses was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in The Geniuses, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 120 » Lupus Imperium, Lord Ravenclaw, Siwale, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, Notyoutopia, Shadowrik, Kaschovia, Yaorozu, Vazali, Asland Gardens, Imperial Pene Rounitrang, Selfgradatude, Holy Oranz, Enosville, Sil Dorsett, Omicron Persei V111, Bharathvarsh, Colony of lasting Hopes, Mercy Land, Xentherida, HMS Unicorn, SORT, The Rossinite Empire, Northern Gala Arment Toustavo, The LOL Nation, Pallaith, Chukstik Illahi, Frances Francis the First of France, Kwaj, Reannia, Amerian States, General COE, Friently, HoNg KoNg EmPiRe, Shin-Hachioji, Celreostia, Kingdom of Space, Diodone, Techislovakia, Coemgen, Anima Proxa, Yukti, McMasterdonia, Plembobria, Zemnaya Svoboda, Sheppey, South Grand Mountain, Aenglaland, AdyLand, and 70 others.Prevaland, Kelvaros Prime, The Utopian Movement, Sankami, Buckerino, Ausmercia, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Vogonlandia, Malta Comino Gozo, Seven Hills, The Iron Lions, Corfad, Cloydicia, Bayern-Straubing, Che Sana Und, Aerilia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Yaris, Transhumanist Anarchical Union, Stareogratia, Coppicia, The Lancerian Empire, PlanetPunk, Maestros haven, Tredano, Pakistan 001, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Territorio di Nessuno, Panama Coalition, Asuroka, Phillywob, Cuyan, Slaughterhouse Nine, Wodan, SchoolHouse Rock, Forunte, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Wineclaw, Thenaca, Ainsworth, Beodarasc, Pria Xennes, Felhaven, Deropia, Lionia, Republic of Dixie, Buten, Victoriaans Nederlands, Blurds, Zedeya, New-El, Midds Conia, Unimaginable Doom, Libotionia, Apetopia, Ediola, Alice Gardens, Agrauron, Mzeusia, Gladio II, Malvad, NatsukiLand, Sanjurika, Merconitonitopia, Gospel Power, Astal Aavors, Avornica, American MapleStory, and Bridgett.

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