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Best Weather: 15,082ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,221stMost Beautiful Environments: 17,934th
The Socialist Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
ár saoirse a thuillimid agus a chosnaimid
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The Gaelic People

Population4.796 billion

LeaderMurphy Murphy


The Socialist Republic of The Gaelic People is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Murphy Murphy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic population of 4.796 billion Gaels are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inisnua. The average income tax rate is 53.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Gaelic economy, worth 384 trillion Punts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 80,145 Punts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, rumor has it that Murphy Murphy has won three lotteries in a row, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, and Murphy Murphy panders to nontraditional families. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Gaelic People's national animal is the Wolfhound, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Gaelic People is ranked 21,478th in the world and 49th in Refugia for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,344.38 Tourists Per Hour.

Best Weather: 15,082ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,221stMost Beautiful Environments: 17,934thMost Inclusive: 19,295thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,478thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23,837th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 19th in the region

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