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Rudest Citizens: 53rdMost Armed: 73rdHighest Crime Rates: 74th
The Rising Sun of
Capitalist Paradise
Behold!
Someone
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Fyre Phoenix

Population12.549 billion

CapitalCity of Phoenix
LeaderSomeone
FaithNone

CurrencyFyre
AnimalElephant

The Rising Sun of The Fyre Phoenix is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Someone with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.549 billion Fyre Phoenixians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Phoenix. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Fyre Phoenixian economy, worth a remarkable 5,258 trillion Fyres a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 419,049 Fyres, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, Fyre Phoenixian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Someone, condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals, and saying "don't do anything that Someone wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Fyre Phoenix's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

The Fyre Phoenix is ranked 258,008th in the world and 6,964th in Osiris for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -44.61 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Rudest Citizens: 53rdMost Armed: 73rdHighest Crime Rates: 74thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 98thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 100thFattest Citizens: 111thMost Avoided: 123rdLargest Retail Industry: 176thHighest Disposable Incomes: 224thMost Rebellious Youth: 275thLargest Gambling Industry: 306thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 319thMost Efficient Economies: 444thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 503rdHighest Average Incomes: 785thMost Scientifically Advanced: 880thMost Corrupt Governments: 892ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,066thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,185thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,444thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,574thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,588thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,686thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,825thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,074thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,269thHighest Economic Output: 2,336thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,427thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,789thMost Cultured: 2,997thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,967thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,373rdSmartest Citizens: 5,513thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,648thLargest Governments: 6,389thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,394thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,868thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,287thMost Patriotic: 9,490thTop
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Most Secular: 13,113thLargest Black Market: 16,460thHighest Drug Use: 24,901stMost Pro-Market: 25,397thLargest Populations: 25,539th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 28th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 35th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 44th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 46th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 60th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 65th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 66th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 71st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 75th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 85th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 92nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 96th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 105th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 128th in the regionMost Cultured: 129th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 137th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 187th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 211th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 227th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 247th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 249th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 301st in the regionLargest Governments: 326th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 346th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 390th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 401st in the regionNudest: 556th in the regionMost Secular: 636th in the regionLargest Black Market: 657th in the regionLargest Populations: 669th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Fyre Phoenix, saying "don't do anything that Someone wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fyre Phoenix, condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fyre Phoenix, Fyre Phoenixian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Someone.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fyre Phoenix, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fyre Phoenix, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fyre Phoenix, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fyre Phoenix, The Fyre Phoenix is renowned for its lax gun laws.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fyre Phoenix, The Fyre Phoenix's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fyre Phoenix, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fyre Phoenix, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.

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