Population | 3.56 billion |
Capital | 00 |
Leader | 00 |
Currency | 00 |
Animal | 00 |
The Great and Powerful Collecter of The Funian Collection is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by 00 with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 3.56 billion Funian Collectionians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 00. The average income tax rate is 36.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Funian Collectionian economy, worth 373 trillion 00s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 104,778 00s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot, Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers, and soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Funian Collection's national animal is the 00, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
The Funian Collection is ranked 252,255th in the world and 252nd in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Cultured, scoring 63 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Funian Collection, soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes.
- : Following new legislation in The Funian Collection, Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers.
- : Following new legislation in The Funian Collection, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot.
- : Following new legislation in The Funian Collection, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in The Funian Collection, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations.
- : Following new legislation in The Funian Collection, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'.
- : Following new legislation in The Funian Collection, government spending has hit an all-time low.
- : Following new legislation in The Funian Collection, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse.
- : Following new legislation in The Funian Collection, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired.
- : Following new legislation in The Funian Collection, Funian Collectionian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode.