The Second Kingdom of The Frozen Forest is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Ivan with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, devout population of 12.198 billion Frozen Forestians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Truvaria. The average income tax rate is 85.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Frozen Forestian economy, worth a remarkable 1,361 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 111,615 Imperial Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of The Frozen Forest, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to The Frozen Forest as a reminder of their "special relationship", and the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Frozen Forest's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Forestrian Catholic.

The Frozen Forest is ranked 13,103^rd in the world and 6^th in The Strategic and Economic Alliance for Most Patriotic, with 41.41 flags saluted per person per day.