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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,731st Most Authoritarian: 7,944th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,478th
The People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Liberty, Freedom and Socialism for All
Zarkov Lanzashu
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Frozen Forest

Population3.109 billion

LeaderZarkov Lanzashu

CurrencyImperial Dollar

The People's Republic of The Frozen Forest is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Zarkov Lanzashu with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.109 billion Frozen Forestians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Truvaria. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Frozen Forestian economy, worth 176 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 56,927 Imperial Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, gay couples have to travel to Brancaland to find a church that will actually let them wed, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, and government workers are more efficient and more unhappy than ever. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Frozen Forest's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Frozen Forest is ranked 155,274th in the world and 39th in Cobalt Network for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -6.88 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,731stMost Authoritarian: 7,944thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,478thMost Devout: 15,747thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,824thLowest Crime Rates: 17,487th
Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the region

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