The People's Republic of The Frozen Forest is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Zarkov Lanzashu with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, devout population of 5.315 billion Frozen Forestians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Truvaria. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Frozen Forestian economy, worth 535 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,729 Imperial Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Gossip magazines are more interested in astrological stars than celebrity ones, citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Frozen Forest's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Frozen Forest is ranked 153,165^th in the world and 25^th in Cobalt Network for Most Secular, with 12.45 Atheism Rate.