The People's Republic of The Frozen Forest is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Zarkov Lanzashu with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.729 billion Frozen Forestians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Truvaria. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Frozen Forestian economy, worth 353 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is 74,836 Imperial Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Refugees from other nations are flocking to The Frozen Forest's border, sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, and would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Frozen Forest's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Frozen Forest is ranked 166,139^th in the world and 37^th in Cobalt Network for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -16.79 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.