The Second Kingdom of The Frozen Forest is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Ivan with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, devout population of 8.728 billion Frozen Forestians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Truvaria. The average income tax rate is 80.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Frozen Forestian economy, worth 934 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,019 Imperial Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Patriots insist that size does matter, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, the holiest shrine in Forestrian Catholic is on another world, and foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Frozen Forest's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Forestrian Catholic.

The Frozen Forest is ranked 19,965^th in the world and 12^th in Cobalt Network for Best Weather, with 149 Meters Of Sunlight.