The People's Republic of The Frozen Forest is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Zarkov Lanzashu with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.652 billion Frozen Forestians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Truvaria. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Frozen Forestian economy, worth 557 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,639 Imperial Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, on-duty Air The Frozen Forest flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, and large areas of The Frozen Forest are not accessible by the public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Frozen Forest's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Frozen Forest is ranked 21,724^th in the world and 17^th in Cobalt Network for Smartest Citizens, with 58.26 Quips Per Hour.