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Most Patriotic: 3,832ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,619thHealthiest Citizens: 9,266th
The Rogue Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Everyone needs to fight against democracy’s
Corentin Whitt
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The French Socialist Party

Population3.011 billion

CapitalSefrench
LeaderCorentin Whitt

CurrencyRuble
AnimalChicken

The Rogue Nation of The French Socialist Party is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Corentin Whitt with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.011 billion French Socialist Parties are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sefrench. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient French Socialist Partyian economy, worth 386 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 128,280 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving", conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons, and trade deals are born to the sound of a royal woman's anguished screams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The French Socialist Party's national animal is the Chicken.

The French Socialist Party is ranked 262,154th in the world and 7th in The Democratic States of NS for Fattest Citizens, with 6.66 Obesity Rate.

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National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The French Socialist Party, trade deals are born to the sound of a royal woman's anguished screams.
  • : Following new legislation in The French Socialist Party, soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in The French Socialist Party, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies.
  • : Following new legislation in The French Socialist Party, legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving".
  • : Following new legislation in The French Socialist Party, citizens can freely debate whether Corentin Whitt is a great leader or the greatest leader.
  • : Following new legislation in The French Socialist Party, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in The French Socialist Party, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy.
  • : The French Socialist Party was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in The French Socialist Party, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas.
  • : Following new legislation in The French Socialist Party, nudity is frowned upon.

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