The United States of The Free Republican Union is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ronald Dion DeSantis with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.698 billion Americans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 15.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming American economy, worth 435 trillion Free Republican Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 117,777 Free Republican Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Pedants defending Ronald Dion DeSantis observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, political commentators say that Ronald Dion DeSantis's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped, and constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths. Crime is totally unknown. The Free Republican Union's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Free Republican Union is ranked 115,425^th in the world and 5^th in Catenish Community for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.19 law-abiding acts per hour.