The Festive Felicitations of The Free Joy State is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Exalted Holiness with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.397 billion Free Joyers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Central City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Free Joyish economy, worth a remarkable 1,634 trillion Sweetings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 220,944 Sweetings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 711,774 per year while the poor average 51,907, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

Tribal villagers hide behind the sofa when missionaries knock at their doors, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, women are reassured that they're being oppressed for their own good, and there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Free Joyish military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Free Joy State's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The True Church of the Exalted Holiness.

The Free Joy State is ranked 28,304^th in the world and 1,124^th in the Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,166.14 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.