The Dictatorship of The Free Bobilandia is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its closed borders, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 731 million Free Bobilandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bobilandia City. The average income tax rate is 44.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Free Bobilandian economy, worth 79.1 trillion Rubinas a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,203 Rubinas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, Leader is called 'Patches' at international summits, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, and polygamy is legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Free Bobilandia's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The Free Bobilandia is ranked 59,893^rd in the world and 3^rd in Island of Bobinas United for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 104.75 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.