The Empire of The Free Bobilandia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vitaminb III of Bobilandia with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.194 billion Free Bobilandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bobilandia City. The average income tax rate is 28.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Free Bobilandian economy, worth 150 trillion Rubinas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 125,764 Rubinas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is Island of Bobinas United's leading manufacturer of intricately-patterned sweaters, the giant 80-storey carving of Vitaminb III of Bobilandia in Mount Rushless can be seen from space, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, and a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Free Bobilandia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Bobinism.

The Free Bobilandia is ranked 44,860^th in the world and 3^rd in Island of Bobinas United for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 131.72 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.