The Holding Company of The Founder of The UOTAP Armory is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 5.929 billion Founder of The UOTAP Armoryians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 25.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Founder of The UOTAP Armoryian economy, worth 237 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,015 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, Harry Potter books are banned, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Founder of The UOTAP Armory's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Founder of The UOTAP Armory is ranked 170,514^th in the world and 1^st in The UOTAP Armory for Highest Drug Use, scoring 42.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.