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Most Compassionate Citizens: 4,262ndNicest Citizens: 5,122ndMost Pacifist: 6,579th
The Glorious and United Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Into Obscurity
Influence
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Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
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The Floor Kippers

Population13.175 billion

CapitalBel-Gium
LeaderQuintus Lucius Atticus
FaithWhovism

CurrencyDollarpound
AnimalDragon

The Glorious and United Kingdom of The Floor Kippers is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Quintus Lucius Atticus with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 13.175 billion Kipperians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bel-Gium. The average income tax rate is 33.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Floor Kippersian economy, worth 996 trillion Dollarpounds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,661 Dollarpounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists, and motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Floor Kippers's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Whovism.

The Floor Kippers is ranked 212,738th in the world and 11th in Realm of Unrestricted Science for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -9.64 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 4,262ndNicest Citizens: 5,122ndMost Pacifist: 6,579thHealthiest Citizens: 7,888thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,846thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,569thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,985thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 15,479thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,642ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,820thHighest Economic Output: 17,167thMost Rebellious Youth: 17,664thMost Cultured: 18,306thLargest Populations: 18,386thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,246thSmartest Citizens: 19,832ndMost Advanced Public Education: 21,041st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Floor Kippers, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts".
  • : Following new legislation in The Floor Kippers, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists.
  • : Following new legislation in The Floor Kippers, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world.
  • : Following new legislation in The Floor Kippers, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return.
  • : Following new legislation in The Floor Kippers, Floor Kippersian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation.
  • : The Floor Kippers voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ending School Segregation".
  • : Following new legislation in The Floor Kippers, rundown towns are frequently sold to billionaires for their pet projects.
  • : Following new legislation in The Floor Kippers, Quintus Lucius Atticus's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
  • : Following new legislation in The Floor Kippers, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in The Floor Kippers, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more.

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