Most Cheerful Citizens: 51st Best Weather: 70th Nicest Citizens: 87th
The Pirates of
Father Knows Best State
Raise the Jolly Roger.....!!!!!!!
Hr Puffin Stuff
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Minnow
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Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Pirates of The Floodcity is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Hr Puffin Stuff with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 28.334 billion Floodcityians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of West End. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Floodcityian economy, worth a remarkable 1,597 trillion oggie boogies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 56,375 oggie boogies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

City-dwellers are forcibly moved to farming communes in the countryside, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense, and the nation's once beautiful countryside have turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Floodcity's national animal is the Iron Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fellowship of the Mighty Lords.

The Floodcity is ranked 76,832nd in the world and 1,392nd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 57.8684004642 Days.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 51stBest Weather: 70thNicest Citizens: 87thMost Compassionate Citizens: 179thMost Beautiful Environments: 295thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 350thLongest Average Lifespans: 419thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 434thLargest Populations: 789thMost Pacifist: 1,131stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,208thHealthiest Citizens: 1,549thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1,609thMost Cultured: 2,684thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,319thHighest Economic Output: 5,500thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,989thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,361stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,449thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,827thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,291stLargest Welfare Programs: 12,815thHighest Drug Use: 13,865thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,305thMost Developed: 16,051st
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Best Weather: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 21st in the regionMost Pacifist: 23rd in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 52nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 54th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 55th in the regionMost Cultured: 75th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 102nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 212th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 267th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 442nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 444th in the region

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