The Confederation of The Five Clanlands is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its burgeoning uàlrus population. The democratic, devout population of 1.119 billion Clanlanders are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, with Welfare, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Law & Order is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tòrais Saèndair. The average income tax rate is 13.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Clanlandic economy, worth 46.4 trillion doublúins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,435 doublúins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old", The Five Clanlands has designated Tòrais Saèndair as its capital city, satellite images show safe electoral constituencies in complete darkness, and government ministers claim to ride dragons to work. Crime is well under control. The Five Clanlands's national animal is the uàlrus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Five Clanlands is ranked 236,870^th in the world and 152^nd in Declansburg for Highest Average Incomes, with 41,435.12 Standard Monetary Units.