by Max Barry

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,458th Most Stationary: 5,293rd Highest Disposable Incomes: 5,349th
The Ardent Valor of
Corporate Police State
Ride to ruin!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The First Garrison

Population14.608 billion

CapitalThe First Garrison City
Faitha major religion

Currencyzombie tooth

The Ardent Valor of The First Garrison is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.608 billion First Garrisonians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The First Garrison City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The frighteningly efficient First Garrisonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,801 trillion zombie teeth a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 123,314 zombie teeth, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 505,497 per year while the poor average 19,877, a ratio of 25.4 to 1.

Government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, and major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The First Garrison's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is a major religion.

The First Garrison is ranked 162,525th in the world and 48th in Taijitu for Highest Drug Use, scoring 4.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,458thMost Stationary: 5,293rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,349thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,481stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,618thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,806thMost Avoided: 6,133rdLargest Black Market: 6,214thHighest Economic Output: 6,356thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,476thMost Secular: 7,501stLargest Mining Sector: 7,649thTop
Largest Populations: 9,111thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,737thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,768thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,347thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,514thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,619thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,293rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,684thLargest Gambling Industry: 16,727th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the region

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