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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,864thMost Stationary: 4,253rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,557th
The Ardent Valor of
Corporate Police State
Ride to ruin!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The First Garrison

Population19.427 billion

CapitalThe First Garrison City
Faitha major religion

Currencyzombie tooth

The Ardent Valor of The First Garrison is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, enslaved workforce, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.427 billion First Garrisonians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The First Garrison City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The frighteningly efficient First Garrisonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,428 trillion zombie teeth a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 124,994 zombie teeth, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 800,047 per year while the poor average 7,984, a ratio of 100 to 1.

Government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, and major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The First Garrison's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is a major religion.

The First Garrison is ranked 209,702nd in the world and 31st in Taijitu for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 505.92 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,864thMost Stationary: 4,253rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,557thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,683rdHighest Economic Output: 6,359thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,473rdMost Avoided: 7,034thLargest Populations: 7,862ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,184thMost Secular: 9,818thLargest Black Market: 12,025thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 12,236thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,893rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,818thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,967thMost Influential: 19,518thLargest Gambling Industry: 20,788thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,160thHighest Average Incomes: 21,577thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,778thLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,825th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the region

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