|Capital||The First Garrison City|
|Faith||a major religion|
The Ardent Valor of The First Garrison is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.016 billion First Garrisonians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The First Garrison City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.
The frighteningly efficient First Garrisonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,251 trillion zombie teeth a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 124,994 zombie teeth, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 800,047 per year while the poor average 7,984, a ratio of 100 to 1.
Government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, and major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The First Garrison's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is a major religion.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The First Garrison was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
- : The First Garrison was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : The First Garrison was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
- : The First Garrison's influence in Taijitu fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
- : The First Garrison was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : The First Garrison was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : The First Garrison was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes and Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : The First Garrison was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector and Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : The First Garrison's influence in Taijitu rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : The First Garrison was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.