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Most Devout: 873rdMost Patriotic: 915thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 956th
The Hallowed Paragon of
Left-Leaning College State
Lumi on värjätty punaisella verellä.
Influence
Apprentice
Councillor of Role Play
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Finno-Estonian Empire

Population2.732 billion

CapitalHelsinki
LeaderJohannes Mannerheim
FaithThe Pantheon of Eight

Currencymarkka
Animalgrey wolf

The Hallowed Paragon of The Finno-Estonian Empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Johannes Mannerheim with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 2.732 billion Empiricals enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helsinki. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Empirical economy, worth 538 trillion markkaa a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 197,268 markkaa, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, the military is plagued with unethical researchers, and burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside. Crime is totally unknown. The Finno-Estonian Empire's national animal is the grey wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Pantheon of Eight.

The Finno-Estonian Empire is ranked 22,726th in the world and 5th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Corrupt Governments, with 54.22 kickbacks per hour.

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Most Devout: 873rdMost Patriotic: 915thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 956thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,208thRudest Citizens: 2,260thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,491stLargest Governments: 3,033rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,615thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,739thMost Influential: 4,195thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,210thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,332ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,862ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,928thMost Inclusive: 4,984thHighest Food Quality: 5,010thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,021stBest Weather: 5,478thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,653rdMost Cultured: 5,741stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,516thHighest Average Incomes: 7,150thHealthiest Citizens: 7,347thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,448thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,326thLargest Black Market: 8,614thMost Efficient Economies: 9,941stTop
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Smartest Citizens: 11,187thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,506thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,185thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,377thLowest Crime Rates: 18,272ndMost Developed: 19,789thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,559th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Finno-Estonian Empire voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Epidemic Investigation Act".
  • : The Finno-Estonian Empire voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Drop Your Pants".
  • : Following new legislation in The Finno-Estonian Empire, burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in The Finno-Estonian Empire, the military is plagued with unethical researchers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Finno-Estonian Empire, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • : Following new legislation in The Finno-Estonian Empire, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year.
  • : Following new legislation in The Finno-Estonian Empire, Johannes Mannerheim is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.
  • : Following new legislation in The Finno-Estonian Empire, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • : Following new legislation in The Finno-Estonian Empire, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit.
  • : Following new legislation in The Finno-Estonian Empire, the last thing Empirical soldiers hear before charging into battle is a preacher trying to convert them.

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