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Most Ignorant Citizens: 377thMost Advanced Public Transport: 416thMost Primitive: 582nd
The Bot Nation of
Corporate Police State
The Final Option is the Only Option
The Imperial Unholy Undertaker
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Final Conglomerated Order

Population6.285 billion

LeaderThe Imperial Unholy Undertaker
FaithOnly Final Options

CurrencyRoghur
AnimalRogue Horse

The Bot Nation of The Final Conglomerated Order is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Imperial Unholy Undertaker with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, feral children, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.285 billion Ficoos are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Environment. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ficoic economy, worth 647 trillion Roghurs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 102,998 Roghurs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 648,831 per year while the poor average 6,866, a ratio of 94.5 to 1.

The government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular, and more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Final Conglomerated Order's national animal is the Rogue Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Only Final Options.

The Final Conglomerated Order is ranked 44,269th in the world and 193rd in Forest for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 377thMost Advanced Public Transport: 416thMost Primitive: 582ndMost Subsidized Industry: 628thHighest Crime Rates: 1,041stMost Avoided: 1,411thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,624thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,862ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,067thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,102ndTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,199thLargest Black Market: 3,662ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,936thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,956thFattest Citizens: 5,355thRudest Citizens: 7,335thNudest: 7,359thLargest Retail Industry: 9,027thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 11,693rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,219thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,378thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,744th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the regionMost Primitive: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 17th in the regionFattest Citizens: 18th in the regionNudest: 21st in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 30th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 37th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 44th in the regionRudest Citizens: 44th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Final Conglomerated Order, more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water.
  • : Following new legislation in The Final Conglomerated Order, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in The Final Conglomerated Order, grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer.
  • : Following new legislation in The Final Conglomerated Order, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • : Following new legislation in The Final Conglomerated Order, every citizen sounds like a television news anchor.
  • : Following new legislation in The Final Conglomerated Order, it's best to decline if The Imperial Unholy Undertaker offers to buy a round of drinks.
  • : Following new legislation in The Final Conglomerated Order, prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children.
  • : Following new legislation in The Final Conglomerated Order, teenagers are making eye contact with each other for the first time in years.
  • : Following new legislation in The Final Conglomerated Order, hunters often become the hunted.
  • : Following new legislation in The Final Conglomerated Order, dandruff and athlete's foot are seen as signs of physical beauty.

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