Population | 15.289 billion |
Capital | Reginaldopolis |
Leader | Cyril Figgis |
Currency | sterling |
Animal | ocelot |
The Disputed Territories of The Figgis Agency is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Cyril Figgis with an iron fist, and remarkable for its lack of airports, strictly enforced bedtime, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 15.289 billion Archerites are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reginaldopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Archerite economy, worth a remarkable 1,194 trillion sterlings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 78,152 sterlings, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.
Criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, bounty hunters have been dispatched to hunt down rogue bounty hunters, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Cyril Figgis to meetings with foreign heads of state, and doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license. Crime is well under control. The Figgis Agency's national animal is the ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
The Figgis Agency is ranked 11,441st in the world and 12th in Khuzifenq for Most Cultured, scoring 112 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Figgis Agency was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : The Figgis Agency was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : The Figgis Agency was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : The Saffron Golden Colony of Nouveau Yathrib appointed The Figgis Agency as Successor with authority over Successor, Appearance, Border Control, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in Khuzifenq.
- : The Figgis Agency was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : The Figgis Agency's influence in Khuzifenq fell from "Dealmaker" to "Negotiator".
- : The Figgis Agency's influence in Khuzifenq rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
- : The Figgis Agency's influence in Khuzifenq rose from "Negotiator" to "Instigator".
- : The Figgis Agency was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies.
- : The Figgis Agency was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.