The Sassy State of The Federation of Spokane is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Harrison Harold Charles Grant II with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 7.902 billion Spokanites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Medical Lake. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Federation of Spokanean economy, worth a remarkable 1,130 trillion Spokeos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 143,053 Spokeos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, and workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Federation of Spokane's national animal is the Rainbow Trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarism.

The Federation of Spokane is ranked 215,624^th in the world and 190^th in Lands End for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -7.14 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.