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Most Influential: 979thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,453rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,627th
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The Federation of Spokane

Population7.902 billion

CapitalMedical Lake
LeaderKing Harrison Harold Charles Grant II

AnimalRainbow Trout

The Sassy State of The Federation of Spokane is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Harrison Harold Charles Grant II with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 7.902 billion Spokanites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Medical Lake. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Federation of Spokanean economy, worth a remarkable 1,130 trillion Spokeos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 143,053 Spokeos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, and workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Federation of Spokane's national animal is the Rainbow Trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarism.

The Federation of Spokane is ranked 215,624th in the world and 190th in Lands End for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -7.14 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 979thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,453rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,627thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,061stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,669thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,672ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,832ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,074thHighest Food Quality: 5,418thMost Cultured: 5,496thBest Weather: 5,781stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,784thMost Inclusive: 6,165thMost Pacifist: 6,515thNicest Citizens: 6,525thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,526thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,633rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,998thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,239thMost Developed: 7,355thLargest Governments: 7,595thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,601stMost Advanced Public Education: 7,794thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,137thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,206thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,392ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,741stSmartest Citizens: 11,056thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,449thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,808thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,580thSafest: 13,599thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,277thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,755thMost Stationary: 16,681stHighest Average Incomes: 17,186thHighest Economic Output: 18,496thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,603rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,748thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,819thMost Income Equality: 22,881st
Most Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionMost Income Equality: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 20th in the region

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