The Kingdom of of The Federation of North Raidland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Mansa Jason Parker with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The cynical, devout population of 2.875 billion Raidmentas are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Musa. The average income tax rate is 24.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Federation of North Raidlandian economy, worth 162 trillion Thalliums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 56,628 Thalliums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Adults have never outgrown their fear of monsters, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Thallium treacle machine, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', and criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Federation of North Raidland's national animal is the leopard, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Western Orthodox Christianity.

The Federation of North Raidland is ranked 65,334^th in the world and 1^st in Continent of Asuri for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,651.29 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.