The Empire of The Federated States of Germania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Alfred III with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, digital currency, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.077 billion Germanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frankfurt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Germanian economy, worth 371 trillion Ruhrmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,839 Ruhrmarks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,020,848 per year while the poor average 15,185, a ratio of 67.2 to 1.

Rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, cities are engulfed by smog, and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Federated States of Germania's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is State Atheism.

The Federated States of Germania is ranked 14,910^th in the world and 77^th in Europeia for Most Conservative, scoring 86.58 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.