The Please Go Away of The Federal Republic of Cossack Peoples is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.089 billion Cossacks are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 52.1%.

The powerhouse Cossack economy, worth 567 trillion Cossack bills a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,268 Cossack bills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers, hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders, convicted conmen and fraudsters often leave prison to enter a career in politics, and the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Federal Republic of Cossack Peoples's national animal is the Black Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Federal Republic of Cossack Peoples is ranked 59,901^st in the world and 3,451^st in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.81 law-abiding acts per hour.