The Legendary Backfield of The Fearsome Foursome is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its public floggings, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 3.651 billion Fearsome Foursomeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 53.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Fearsome Foursomean economy, worth 155 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,523 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public is taxed to the hilt, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land, journalists giggle uncontrollably while reporting the nation's drug bonfires, and the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Fearsome Foursome's national animal is the giraffe, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Fearsome Foursome is ranked 83,332^nd in the world and 5^th in Los Angeles Rams for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70 law-abiding acts per hour.