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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,232ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,011thMost Conservative: 3,001st
The Holy Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
PRO DEUS IMPERATOR ET PATRIA, PUGNAMUS!
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Fawstian Imperium

Population2.042 billion

CapitalMosta Superior
LeaderSupreme Lord Chancellor Matodin
FaithFawstian Imperial Truth

CurrencyFawstmark
AnimalAccipiter verdis

The Holy Empire of The Fawstian Imperium is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Lord Chancellor Matodin with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, avant-garde cinema, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.042 billion Fawstians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mosta Superior. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.1%.

The powerhouse Fawstian economy, worth 322 trillion Fawstmarks a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,921 Fawstmarks, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, jaywalking will put an end to a family tree, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, and sanitary products are sold in brown paper at hairdressers' salons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Fawstian Imperium's national animal is the Accipiter verdis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fawstian Imperial Truth.

The Fawstian Imperium is ranked 137,539th in the world and 5,076th in Lazarus for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -2.45 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,232ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,011thTop
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Most Conservative: 3,001stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,455thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,865thMost Authoritarian: 4,375thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,828thLargest Mining Sector: 5,649thMost Devout: 5,786thLargest Black Market: 6,206thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,427thMost Avoided: 8,690thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,950thLowest Crime Rates: 9,048thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 10,536thHighest Average Incomes: 11,822ndHealthiest Citizens: 12,294thMost Extreme: 14,653rdLongest Average Lifespans: 15,494thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,374th
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Most Conservative: 58th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 63rd in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 104th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 107th in the regionMost Extreme: 195th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 214th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 232nd in the regionMost Devout: 269th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 276th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 285th in the regionLargest Black Market: 343rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 378th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 451st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 484th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 522nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 586th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 692nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 726th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Fawstian Imperium's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Following new legislation in The Fawstian Imperium, sanitary products are sold in brown paper at hairdressers' salons.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fawstian Imperium, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fawstian Imperium, jaywalking will put an end to a family tree.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fawstian Imperium, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fawstian Imperium, many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fawstian Imperium, family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fawstian Imperium, people are always able to look each other in the eye.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fawstian Imperium, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project.
  • : The Fawstian Imperium was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.

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