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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,141stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,272ndLargest Black Market: 1,899th
The Military Junta of
Father Knows Best State
The Emperor protects
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Fascist Waffle Empire

Population4.933 billion

LeaderEmperor Jan II

AnimalGolden eagle

The Military Junta of The Fascist Waffle Empire is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Jan II with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, unlimited-speed roads, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.933 billion Waffles are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strasbourg. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Waffle economy, worth a remarkable 1,475 trillion Waffles a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 299,197 Waffles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Going on a diet invalidates your passport, Formula One cars in The Fascist Waffle Empire boast 56 miles per gallon, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers, and cults that offer eternal life after death to those who follow a self-sacrificing saviour are frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Fascist Waffle Empire's national animal is the Golden eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

The Fascist Waffle Empire is ranked 67,793rd in the world and 23rd in Azure Watester Federation for Most Stationary, with 160.81459846748 Days.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,141stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,272ndLargest Black Market: 1,899thHighest Average Incomes: 1,972ndMost Armed: 2,059thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,347thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,363rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,382ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,420thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,117thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,274thMost Efficient Economies: 3,280thLargest Retail Industry: 3,419thMost Devout: 3,474thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,121stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,192ndLargest Publishing Industry: 4,565thMost Developed: 5,344thLargest Governments: 5,492ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,734thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,603rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,759thSmartest Citizens: 6,882ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,932ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,960thMost Cultured: 7,408thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,720thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,750thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,902ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,416thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,068thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,099thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,329thTop
Highest Economic Output: 10,754thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,094thLargest Mining Sector: 14,414thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,437thMost Influential: 16,521stHealthiest Citizens: 17,445thHighest Disposable Incomes: 17,702nd
Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the region

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