|Leader||Emperor Jan II|
The Military Junta of The Fascist Waffle Empire is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Jan II with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, unlimited-speed roads, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.933 billion Waffles are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strasbourg. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Waffle economy, worth a remarkable 1,475 trillion Waffles a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 299,197 Waffles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Going on a diet invalidates your passport, Formula One cars in The Fascist Waffle Empire boast 56 miles per gallon, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers, and cults that offer eternal life after death to those who follow a self-sacrificing saviour are frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Fascist Waffle Empire's national animal is the Golden eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Fascist Waffle Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : The Fascist Waffle Empire was endorsed by The Free Land of Liberimarcat.
- : The Fascist Waffle Empire's influence in Azure Watester Federation rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- : The Fascist Waffle Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 10% for Most Inclusive.
- : The Fascist Waffle Empire was endorsed by The Imperium of Winter Gulley.
- : The Fascist Waffle Empire was endorsed by The Citizens Union of The Ruby Ranch Republic.
- : The Fascist Waffle Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output and Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : The Fascist Waffle Empire endorsed The Dictatorial Kingdom of Vlamms Statt.
- : The Fascist Waffle Empire was endorsed by The Dictatorial Kingdom of Vlamms Statt.
- : The Fascist Waffle Empire voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Rights of the employed".
Endorsements Received: 13 » Kafair, Best Rwanda, The great Beaver, Castelia, Russia Major, Kynor, New Tussia, 2nd Imperial German Reich, The Order of the Holy Inquisitors, Vlamms Statt, The Ruby Ranch Republic, Winter Gulley, and Liberimarcat.