The Everybody Do the Mess Around of The Fascist-Free Lands is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by He who must not be named with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, fear of technology, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 26.331 billion Fascist-Free Landsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Fascist-Free Landsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,853 trillion $$s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 108,376 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, and literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Fascist-Free Lands's national animal is the ^-^, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Fascist-Free Lands is ranked 91,914^th in the world and 1^st in The Union of Nations Against Fascism for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.91 law-abiding acts per hour.