| Population | 6.337 billion |
| Capital | Central Alliance City |
| Leader | Allied Council |
| Faith | Faith of Ancients |
| Currency | Evertree Enblem |
| Animal | kappa |
The Chaotic Democratic Republic of The Far Kaaplands is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Allied Council with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.337 billion Kaaptains are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Alliance City. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Kaaplander economy, worth a remarkable 1,271 trillion Evertree Enblems a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 200,641 Evertree Enblems, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, murderers with law degrees can be seen swinging the gavel in courts, and nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Far Kaaplands's national animal is the kappa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Faith of Ancients.
The Far Kaaplands is ranked 29,295th in the world and 57th in The Free Nations Region for Most Secular, with 36.98 Atheism Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
The Far Kaaplands, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
- : The Far Kaaplands was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
- : Following new legislation in The Far Kaaplands, murderers with law degrees can be seen swinging the gavel in courts.
- : Following new legislation in The Far Kaaplands, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
- : Following new legislation in The Far Kaaplands, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour.
- : Following new legislation in The Far Kaaplands, couples wishing to marry spend months at the circus trying to learn acrobatics.
- : Following new legislation in The Far Kaaplands, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Central Alliance City.
- : Following new legislation in The Far Kaaplands, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities.
- : Following new legislation in The Far Kaaplands, the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity.
- : Following new legislation in The Far Kaaplands, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content.
