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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,198thMost Devout: 1,199thMost Efficient Economies: 1,782nd
The GRAND IMPERIAL KINGDOM of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Hail to the EMPEROR
KING -EMPEROR JETKAH RAMONIO the GREAT
Influence
Hermit
Founder / His Grand Supreme Imperial Majesty Of the Fakis empire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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THE FAKIS EMPIRE

Population4.221 billion

CapitalNIJEK CITy
LeaderKING -EMPEROR JETKAH RAMONIO the GREAT
FaithJehovah's witnesses and Judaism

CurrencySiynches faker
Animalhorses

The GRAND IMPERIAL KINGDOM of THE FAKIS EMPIRE is a massive, safe nation, ruled by KING -EMPEROR JETKAH RAMONIO the GREAT with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.221 billion FAKISTANIANS are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NIJEK CITy. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient FAKIS EMPIREian economy, worth a remarkable 1,015 trillion Siynches fakers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 240,624 Siynches fakers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', and serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. THE FAKIS EMPIRE's national animal is the horses, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jehovah's witnesses and Judaism.

THE FAKIS EMPIRE is ranked 140,539th in the world and 1st in The fakistanian empire for Most Stationary, with 82.37951672152 days.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,198thMost Devout: 1,199thMost Efficient Economies: 1,782ndLargest Governments: 1,867thMost Patriotic: 1,915thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,201stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,355thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,645thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,813thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,832ndLargest Welfare Programs: 3,950thMost Developed: 3,959thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,101stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,426thHighest Average Incomes: 4,437thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,530thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,944thMost Cultured: 5,122ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,157thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,243rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,631stSmartest Citizens: 5,768thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,253rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,682ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,999thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,933rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,047thHighest Food Quality: 8,159thLargest Retail Industry: 9,273rdMost Advanced Public Education: 9,406thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,779thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,416thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 14,046thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,778thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,129thMost Inclusive: 15,401stNicest Citizens: 16,104thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,035thHighest Economic Output: 20,972ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21,750th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in THE FAKIS EMPIRE, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
  • : THE FAKIS EMPIRE renamed the office held by THE FAKIS EMPIRE from "His Supreme Grand Imperial Majesty Of the Fakis empire" to "His Grand Supreme Imperial Majesty Of the Fakis empire" in The fakistanian empire.
  • : Following new legislation in THE FAKIS EMPIRE, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'.
  • : Following new legislation in THE FAKIS EMPIRE, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
  • : Following new legislation in THE FAKIS EMPIRE, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
  • : Following new legislation in THE FAKIS EMPIRE, the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers.
  • : Following new legislation in THE FAKIS EMPIRE, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community.
  • : Following new legislation in THE FAKIS EMPIRE, family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in THE FAKIS EMPIRE, parking's carefree without parking car fees.
  • : Following new legislation in THE FAKIS EMPIRE, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.

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