Population | 4.221 billion |
Capital | NIJEK CITy |
Leader | KING -EMPEROR JETKAH RAMONIO the GREAT |
Faith | Jehovah's witnesses and Judaism |
Currency | Siynches faker |
Animal | horses |
The GRAND IMPERIAL KINGDOM of THE FAKIS EMPIRE is a massive, safe nation, ruled by KING -EMPEROR JETKAH RAMONIO the GREAT with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.221 billion FAKISTANIANS are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NIJEK CITy. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.
The frighteningly efficient FAKIS EMPIREian economy, worth a remarkable 1,015 trillion Siynches fakers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 240,624 Siynches fakers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', and serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. THE FAKIS EMPIRE's national animal is the horses, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jehovah's witnesses and Judaism.
THE FAKIS EMPIRE is ranked 140,539th in the world and 1st in The fakistanian empire for Most Stationary, with 82.37951672152 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
THE FAKIS EMPIRE, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
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THE FAKIS EMPIRE renamed the office held by
THE FAKIS EMPIRE from "His Supreme Grand Imperial Majesty Of the Fakis empire" to "His Grand Supreme Imperial Majesty Of the Fakis empire" in The fakistanian empire.
- : Following new legislation in
THE FAKIS EMPIRE, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'.
- : Following new legislation in
THE FAKIS EMPIRE, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
- : Following new legislation in
THE FAKIS EMPIRE, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
- : Following new legislation in
THE FAKIS EMPIRE, the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers.
- : Following new legislation in
THE FAKIS EMPIRE, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community.
- : Following new legislation in
THE FAKIS EMPIRE, family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned.
- : Following new legislation in
THE FAKIS EMPIRE, parking's carefree without parking car fees.
- : Following new legislation in
THE FAKIS EMPIRE, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.