The Imperial kingdom of The fakis empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor king da fatvur ramonio the great with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.733 billion fakis empireans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nijek city. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient fakis empirean economy, worth 287 trillion Siynches fakers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,182 Siynches fakers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The fakis empire's national animal is the horses, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jehovah's witnesses and Judaism.

The fakis empire is ranked 11,473^rd in the world and 1^st in The fakistanian empire for Most Developed, scoring 89.38 on the Human Development Index.