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Most Devout: 3,272ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,545thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,220th
The Imperial kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Peace and justice
Influence
Power
Founder
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The fakis empire

Population1.733 billion

CapitalNijek city
LeaderEmperor king da fatvur ramonio the great
FaithJehovah's witnesses and Judaism

CurrencySiynches faker
Animalhorses

The Imperial kingdom of The fakis empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor king da fatvur ramonio the great with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.733 billion fakis empireans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nijek city. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient fakis empirean economy, worth 287 trillion Siynches fakers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,182 Siynches fakers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The fakis empire's national animal is the horses, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jehovah's witnesses and Judaism.

The fakis empire is ranked 11,473rd in the world and 1st in The fakistanian empire for Most Developed, scoring 89.38 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Devout: 3,272ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,545thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,220thLargest Governments: 7,479thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,237thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,286thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,894thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,243rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,946thMost Efficient Economies: 10,373rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,592ndHighest Average Incomes: 11,138thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,401stMost Developed: 11,473rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,646thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,580thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,696thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,991stMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,550thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,636thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,643rdLargest Retail Industry: 17,278thSmartest Citizens: 18,314thHealthiest Citizens: 18,605thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,503rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,531stMost Authoritarian: 21,300thMost Cultured: 22,526thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,728thLargest Mining Sector: 23,157thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,237th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The fakis empire, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • : The fakis empire was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in The fakis empire, mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies.
  • : The fakis empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in The fakis empire, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing.
  • : Following new legislation in The fakis empire, frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it.
  • : Following new legislation in The fakis empire, production of license plates has dropped as prisoners' hands are far too greasy to operate machinery.
  • : Following new legislation in The fakis empire, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies".
  • : The fakis empire's influence in The fakistanian empire fell from "Superpower" to "Power".
  • : Following new legislation in The fakis empire, Snapgram-filtered portraits adorn the walls of stately homes.

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