by Max Barry

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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,860th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,166th Most Pacifist: 4,218th
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The Exceptionally Bad

Population2.761 billion

CapitalBanana Leaf
LeaderChristine Chan
FaithThe Church of Sonichu

AnimalBanana Slug

The Queerdom of The Exceptionally Bad is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Christine Chan with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.761 billion Baddies are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Banana Leaf. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Exceptionally Badian economy, worth 293 trillion Dinks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 106,362 Dinks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In distant lands the nation is known as a lovely place that was even better in the good old days, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage', and interest in globalism never flags. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Exceptionally Bad's national animal is the Banana Slug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Sonichu.

The Exceptionally Bad is ranked 17,894th in the world and 60th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 97.97 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Least Corrupt Governments: 2,860thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,166thMost Pacifist: 4,218thSafest: 4,218thNicest Citizens: 4,299thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,330thMost Inclusive: 4,502ndMost Influential: 4,847thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,060thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,238thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,736thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,396thBest Weather: 6,803rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,700thNudest: 7,725thMost Developed: 7,845thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,002ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,074thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,153rdMost Politically Free: 8,702ndTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,959thMost Cultured: 9,532ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,105thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,196thHealthiest Citizens: 10,801stHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,883rdMost Subsidized Industry: 11,166thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,956thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,979thSmartest Citizens: 12,993rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,052ndMost Secular: 13,942ndLargest Publishing Industry: 14,393rdLargest Governments: 15,197thHighest Drug Use: 15,664thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,095thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,737th
Nudest: 13th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 27th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 34th in the region

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