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Most Armed: 1,010th Largest Retail Industry: 1,115th Fattest Citizens: 1,564th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Do unto others whatever you want
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Evil Dark Empire of Evil Darkness

Population938 million

CapitalSin City
LeaderThe Antichrist

CurrencyMark of the Beast

The Empire of The Evil Dark Empire of Evil Darkness is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by The Antichrist with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 938 million Evil Dark Empire of Evil Darknessians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sin City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Evil Dark Empire of Evil Darknessian economy, worth 149 trillion Mark of the Beasts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 159,249 Mark of the Beasts, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 619,404 per year while the poor average 27,994, a ratio of 22.1 to 1.

Evil Dark Empire of Evil Darknessian companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation, international trade is a sticky issue, doctors are trying to diagnose diseases by looking at their patients' Snipchat pictures, and citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Evil Dark Empire of Evil Darkness's national animal is the Satan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Evil Dark Empire of Evil Darkness is ranked 126,449th in the world and 3rd in Tabor Zionian Region for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 37.23 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most Armed: 1,010thLargest Retail Industry: 1,115thFattest Citizens: 1,564thTop
Most Avoided: 2,127thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,209thHighest Crime Rates: 2,361stMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,393rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,686thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,392ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,598thLargest Mining Sector: 3,836thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,904thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,385thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,784thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,900thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,327thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,503rdLargest Insurance Industry: 8,203rdTop
Largest Black Market: 10,528thHighest Average Incomes: 10,722ndLargest Gambling Industry: 11,547thMost Efficient Economies: 11,674thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,532ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,019thRudest Citizens: 14,637th

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