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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,182ndMost Pacifist: 4,627thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,714th
The Free Land of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?
Danny Devito
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Evest Solovi

Population1.8 billion

CapitalOwO
LeaderDanny Devito

Currencyleaf
Animalaxolotl

The Free Land of The Evest Solovi is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Danny Devito with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.8 billion Evest Solovians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of OwO. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Evest Solovian economy, worth 124 trillion leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 68,906 leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Frat-house partying has become the national pastime, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour', explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, and the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Evest Solovi's national animal is the axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Evest Solovi is ranked 195,094th in the world and 391st in The Leftist Assembly for Most Avoided, scoring 0.53 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,182ndMost Pacifist: 4,627thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,714thSafest: 5,820thMost Influential: 6,301stMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,485thNicest Citizens: 6,566thMost Inclusive: 6,709thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,885thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,055thBest Weather: 7,490thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,535thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,162ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,019thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,162ndMost Beautiful Environments: 13,359thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,917thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,057thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,648thHealthiest Citizens: 14,767thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,770thMost Income Equality: 14,856thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,532ndLowest Crime Rates: 17,064th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Evest Solovi was endorsed by The Free Land of Martilliopen.
  • : Following new legislation in The Evest Solovi, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities.
  • : Following new legislation in The Evest Solovi, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase.
  • : Following new legislation in The Evest Solovi, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour'.
  • : Following new legislation in The Evest Solovi, frat-house partying has become the national pastime.
  • : The Evest Solovi was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : The Evest Solovi endorsed The United Socialist States of Transcommunist Republics.
  • : Following new legislation in The Evest Solovi, pro-wrestling bouts open with a legal disclaimer insisting that any violence is guaranteed 100% faked.
  • : Following new legislation in The Evest Solovi, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • : Following new legislation in The Evest Solovi, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.

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