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Least Corrupt Governments: 597thMost Secular: 745thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 775th
The Noxa Glorian Provinces of
Left-wing Utopia
Bring glory to Noxa
Brutus Carpenter
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The European Emmirates

Population6.203 billion

CapitalMortuus Agri
LeaderBrutus Carpenter

AnimalManed Wolf

The Noxa Glorian Provinces of The European Emmirates is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Brutus Carpenter with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.203 billion Europeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mortuus Agri. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient European economy, worth a remarkable 1,266 trillion Renminbis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 204,144 Renminbis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Europeans refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, sex changes are routinely performed at The European Emmirates's hospitals, terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and arrow loops, and arms manufacturers and mild-mannered journalists have been outed as superheroes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The European Emmirates's national animal is the Maned Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The European Emmirates is ranked 1,703rd in the world and 57th in Osiris for Largest Governments, scoring 53.39 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Least Corrupt Governments: 597thMost Secular: 745thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 775thSafest: 813thMost Pacifist: 841stMost Compassionate Citizens: 843rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 923rdBest Weather: 925thMost Inclusive: 935thNicest Citizens: 989thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,042ndMost Developed: 1,079thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,108thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,165thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,206thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,271stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,292ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,328thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,350thSmartest Citizens: 1,451stHealthiest Citizens: 1,565thLargest Governments: 1,703rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,794thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,908thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,427thLowest Crime Rates: 2,704thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,905thMost Efficient Economies: 3,403rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,144thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,643rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,025thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,230thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,499thMost Influential: 8,543rdRudest Citizens: 9,791stTop
Most Cultured: 11,695thHighest Economic Output: 12,593rdLargest Publishing Industry: 13,079thMost Income Equality: 17,819thNudest: 19,387thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,910th
Largest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionMost Secular: 15th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18th in the regionMost Inclusive: 20th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 22nd in the regionSafest: 25th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 31st in the regionNicest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Developed: 32nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 32nd in the regionBest Weather: 32nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 35th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 39th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 39th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 41st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 45th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 55th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 55th in the regionLargest Governments: 57th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 60th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 65th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 90th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 112th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 115th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 120th in the regionMost Influential: 125th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 159th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 190th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 209th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 219th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 275th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 332nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 390th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 463rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 481st in the regionNudest: 504th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 582nd in the region

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