by Max Barry

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 455th Most Advanced Public Transport: 455th Nicest Citizens: 529th
The Zone À Défendre of
Left-wing Utopia
No Gods, No Masters, No Problem
Regional Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Zone À Défendre of The Eurasian Front is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.478 billion Eurasians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mala. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Eurasian Frontian economy, worth a remarkable 1,942 trillion Euras a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 105,144 Euras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll, and increasing numbers of children in The Eurasian Front have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers. Crime is totally unknown. The Eurasian Front's national animal is the Alpine Ibex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

The Eurasian Front is ranked 177,469th in the world and 509th in The Internationale for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -22.66 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 455thMost Advanced Public Transport: 455thNicest Citizens: 529thLargest Welfare Programs: 537thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 626thMost Advanced Public Education: 773rdMost Rebellious Youth: 858thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,170thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,346thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,399thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,440thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,464thMost Cultured: 1,550thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,663rdTop
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Most Developed: 1,867thBest Weather: 2,031stMost Pacifist: 2,727thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,828thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,988thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,294thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,591stMost Secular: 3,623rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,863rdSmartest Citizens: 4,287thHighest Economic Output: 4,398thLargest Populations: 4,402ndMost Inclusive: 4,875thMost Income Equality: 4,988thHealthiest Citizens: 4,998thLargest Governments: 6,826thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,343rdSafest: 7,868thTop
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Nudest: 9,419thMost Politically Free: 9,731stMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,285thMost Extreme: 10,923rdMost Efficient Economies: 11,663rdLargest Publishing Industry: 12,104thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,867th
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Largest Populations: 4th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the regionMost Cultured: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 20th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 22nd in the regionBest Weather: 25th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 32nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 33rd in the regionMost Extreme: 33rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 37th in the regionMost Secular: 42nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 43rd in the regionNudest: 44th in the regionLargest Black Market: 45th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Eurasian Front, increasing numbers of children in The Eurasian Front have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Eurasian Front, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll.
  • : Following new legislation in The Eurasian Front, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'.
  • : Following new legislation in The Eurasian Front, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in The Eurasian Front, traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways.
  • : Following new legislation in The Eurasian Front, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in The Eurasian Front, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Following new legislation in The Eurasian Front, the nation is known as the cheapskates of The Internationale.
  • : Following new legislation in The Eurasian Front, the Eurasian Frontian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in The Eurasian Front, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild.

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