The Eternal Land of The Eternal Land of Jong is a massive, safe nation, ruled by el Magnifico with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.817 billion Jongii hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dojgeong City. The average income tax rate is 54.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jongian economy, worth 161 trillion jungs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is 88,853 jungs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues, and foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in The Eternal Land of Jong. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Eternal Land of Jong's national animal is the doge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

The Eternal Land of Jong is ranked 56,476^th in the world and 1,109^th in The East Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 2.03 trillion Standard Monetary Units.