The Eternal Land of The Eternal Land of Jong is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by el Magnifico with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.283 billion Jongii hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dojgeong City. The average income tax rate is 47.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Jongian economy, worth 123 trillion jungs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,878 jungs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues, and foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in The Eternal Land of Jong. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Eternal Land of Jong's national animal is the doge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

The Eternal Land of Jong is ranked 26,334^th in the world and 847^th in The East Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,263.73 Tourists Per Hour.