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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 593rd Most Influential: 633rd Most Beautiful Environments: 767th
The Diaspora Church of
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The Eternal Kawaii

Population26.375 billion

AnimalSanrio kitten

The Diaspora Church of The Eternal Kawaii is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 26.375 billion Kawaiians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.7%.

The Kawaiian economy, worth a remarkable 2,225 trillion unicoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Average income is 84,383 unicoes, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

The religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives, petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, and the undead roam the streets and countryside at night (The Eternal Kawaii has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Eternal Kawaii's national animal is the Sanrio kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Eternal Kawaii is ranked 139,451st in the world and 49th in Anime for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -14.49 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 593rdMost Influential: 633rdMost Beautiful Environments: 767thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 945thSafest: 1,118thBest Weather: 1,257thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,331stTop
Largest Populations: 1,804thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,861stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,174thLowest Crime Rates: 3,497thMost Devout: 3,789thMost Stationary: 3,936thHighest Economic Output: 4,171stMost Cultured: 5,440thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,488thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,022ndTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 8,950thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,735thMost Pacifist: 10,833rdLargest Governments: 12,034thHealthiest Citizens: 14,583rd
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the region

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