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Most Influential: 503rd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 707th Most Beautiful Environments: 716th
The Diaspora Church of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We are Cute, You are Happy
Regional Influence
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Diaspora Church of The Eternal Kawaii is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 25.252 billion Kawaiians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 88.1%.

The Kawaiian economy, worth a remarkable 2,079 trillion unicoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Average income is 82,362 unicoes, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

The religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives, petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, and the undead roam the streets and countryside at night (The Eternal Kawaii has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Eternal Kawaii's national animal is the Sanrio kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Eternal Kawaii is ranked 14,516th in the world and 18th in Anime for Healthiest Citizens, with 10.82 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Most Influential: 503rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 707thMost Beautiful Environments: 716thSafest: 1,085thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,093rdBest Weather: 1,245thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,283rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,385thTop
Largest Populations: 1,894thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,091stLowest Crime Rates: 3,421stMost Devout: 3,443rdHighest Economic Output: 4,141stMost Stationary: 4,210thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,911thMost Cultured: 5,304thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 8,213thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,357thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,328thMost Pacifist: 10,535thLargest Governments: 11,887thHealthiest Citizens: 14,516th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Devout: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the region

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