Most Influential: 464th Most Beautiful Environments: 636th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 775th
The Diaspora Church of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We are Cute, You are Happy
Regional Influence
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Diaspora Church of The Eternal Kawaii is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, rampant corporate plagiarism, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 24.187 billion Kawaiians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.7%.

The Kawaiian economy, worth a remarkable 1,972 trillion unicoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Average income is 81,533 unicoes, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

The religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives, petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, and the undead roam the streets and countryside at night (The Eternal Kawaii has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Eternal Kawaii's national animal is the Sanrio kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Eternal Kawaii is ranked 159,618th in the world and 52nd in Anime for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -31.81 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 464thMost Beautiful Environments: 636thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 775thSafest: 1,066thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,112thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,132ndBest Weather: 1,134thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,371stTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 1,814thLargest Populations: 1,967thMost Devout: 3,337thLowest Crime Rates: 3,428thHighest Economic Output: 4,141stMost Stationary: 4,901stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,128thMost Cultured: 5,266thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9,267thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,754thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,807thMost Pacifist: 11,031stLargest Governments: 12,869thHealthiest Citizens: 14,582ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,680th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Safest: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the region

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