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Most Influential: 481st Most Beautiful Environments: 696th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 710th
The Diaspora Church of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We are Cute, You are Happy
Regional Influence
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Diaspora Church of The Eternal Kawaii is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 24.746 billion Kawaiians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.7%.

The Kawaiian economy, worth a remarkable 2,051 trillion unicoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Average income is 82,921 unicoes, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

The religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives, petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, and the undead roam the streets and countryside at night (The Eternal Kawaii has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Eternal Kawaii's national animal is the Sanrio kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Eternal Kawaii is ranked 174,877th in the world and 58th in Anime for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -10.73 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 481stMost Beautiful Environments: 696thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 710thSafest: 1,081stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,104thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,242ndBest Weather: 1,246thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,436thTop
Largest Populations: 1,926thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,010thLowest Crime Rates: 3,471stMost Devout: 3,571stHighest Economic Output: 4,083rdMost Stationary: 4,499thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,627thMost Cultured: 5,299thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9,060thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,313thMost Pacifist: 11,149thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,382ndLargest Governments: 12,638thHealthiest Citizens: 15,084thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,104thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,585th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the region

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