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Largest Publishing Industry: 7,384thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,103rdMost Inclusive: 9,765th
The Allied States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Knowledge and Industry
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
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The Eshurium Empire

Population1.403 billion

CapitalNew Hermeton
LeaderDouglas Lockjaw Jr
FaithHermisim

CurrencyEshuriumean Bisonler
AnimalBison

The Allied States of The Eshurium Empire is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Douglas Lockjaw Jr with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 1.403 billion Eshuriumeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hermeton. The average income tax rate is 60.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Eshuriumean economy, worth 189 trillion Eshuriumean Bisonlers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 135,105 Eshuriumean Bisonlers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness', forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, and the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Eshurium Empire's national animal is the Bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hermisim.

The Eshurium Empire is ranked 285,982nd in the world and 99th in Kerbals of the North for Most Primitive, scoring -206.22 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 7,384thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,103rdMost Inclusive: 9,765thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,903rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,109thNicest Citizens: 12,333rdHighest Food Quality: 12,398thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,166thHealthiest Citizens: 13,427thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 15,951stMost Rebellious Youth: 17,110thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,206thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,614thSmartest Citizens: 18,196thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,526thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,156thBest Weather: 20,733rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,603rdMost Developed: 22,811thHighest Average Incomes: 22,844thMost Cultured: 23,144thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,010thLowest Crime Rates: 25,067thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28,120thLargest Governments: 28,129thMost Advanced Public Education: 28,217thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 29,491stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30,275thMost Patriotic: 30,678th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Patriotic: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Eshurium Empire, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • : Following new legislation in The Eshurium Empire, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects.
  • : Following new legislation in The Eshurium Empire, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left.
  • : The Eshurium Empire endorsed The National Park of Zaporanos.
  • : The Eshurium Empire was endorsed by The National Park of Zaporanos.
  • : Following new legislation in The Eshurium Empire, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness'.
  • : Following new legislation in The Eshurium Empire, atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum.
  • : Following new legislation in The Eshurium Empire, the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity.
  • : Following new legislation in The Eshurium Empire, there's no such thing as bad publicity.
  • : Following new legislation in The Eshurium Empire, New Hermeton has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 9 » Alinek, Avelor, Middle Ibarthelastorosa, The Green Frontier, Vipru, Rabingarsco, Aki iki, Dicremos, and Zaporanos.

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