by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,899thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,236thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,938th
The Allied States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Knowledge and Industry
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Eshurium Empire

Population2.062 billion

CapitalNew Hermeton
LeaderDouglas Lockjaw Jr

CurrencyEshuriumean Bisonler

The Allied States of The Eshurium Empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Douglas Lockjaw Jr with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 2.062 billion Eshuriumeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hermeton. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eshuriumean economy, worth 281 trillion Eshuriumean Bisonlers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 136,600 Eshuriumean Bisonlers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase, and Douglas Lockjaw Jr's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Eshurium Empire's national animal is the Bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hermisim.

The Eshurium Empire is ranked 11,709th in the world and 2nd in Kerbals of the North for Healthiest Citizens, with 14.44 bananas ingested per day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,899thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,236thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,938thMost Inclusive: 9,861stMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,119thNicest Citizens: 11,255thHealthiest Citizens: 11,709thHighest Food Quality: 12,023rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,060thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,354thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,489thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,581stTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,063rdBest Weather: 16,203rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,708thMost Developed: 17,225thSmartest Citizens: 17,839thMost Influential: 18,904thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,155thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,805thLowest Crime Rates: 22,126thMost Cultured: 22,267thHighest Average Incomes: 23,876thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,744thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24,788thLargest Governments: 26,584thMost Advanced Public Education: 26,951stMost Beautiful Environments: 27,126thMost Patriotic: 27,590th
Most Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionMost Patriotic: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the region

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