The Technocracy of The Enlightened Lands of a Perfect Order is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Primeval Juniper Appleblossom with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.531 billion Orderians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deus Ex Machina. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Enlightened Lands of a Perfect Orderian economy, worth a remarkable 2,546 trillion primes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 188,191 primes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, rumor has it that Primeval Juniper Appleblossom has won three lotteries in a row, and armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough. Crime is totally unknown. The Enlightened Lands of a Perfect Order's national animal is the honey badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Enlightened Lands of a Perfect Order is ranked 130,667^th in the world and 70^th in International Democratic Union for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 638.37 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.