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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,666thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,673rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,712th
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The Enlightened Lands of a Perfect Order

Population9.147 billion

CapitalDeus Ex Machina
LeaderPrimeval Juniper Appleblossom

Animalhoney badger

The Technocracy of The Enlightened Lands of a Perfect Order is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Primeval Juniper Appleblossom with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.147 billion Orderians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deus Ex Machina. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Enlightened Lands of a Perfect Orderian economy, worth a remarkable 1,733 trillion primes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,483 primes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, and the number of students attending university has reached a record high. Crime is totally unknown. The Enlightened Lands of a Perfect Order's national animal is the honey badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Enlightened Lands of a Perfect Order is ranked 133,655th in the world and 62nd in International Democratic Union for Most Pro-Market, scoring 36.44 on the Rand Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,666thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,673rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,712thMost Inclusive: 1,996thTop
Most Cultured: 2,122ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,162ndSmartest Citizens: 2,440thMost Developed: 2,445thNicest Citizens: 2,591stMost Pacifist: 2,744thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,983rdLargest Publishing Industry: 3,013thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,100thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,314thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,394thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,532ndSafest: 4,316thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,435thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,524thMost Efficient Economies: 4,660thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,970thMost Influential: 5,118thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,606thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,777thLargest Governments: 6,133rdHighest Average Incomes: 7,311thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,063rdMost Secular: 8,231stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,441stMost Subsidized Industry: 8,564thHighest Economic Output: 8,944thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,211thTop
Nudest: 10,802ndLowest Crime Rates: 10,957thHighest Drug Use: 12,510thMost Stationary: 16,300th
Highest Drug Use: 5th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionMost Pacifist: 10th in the region

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