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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,751stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,819thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,987th
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The Enlightened Lands of a Perfect Order

Population13.531 billion

CapitalDeus Ex Machina
LeaderPrimeval Juniper Appleblossom

Animalhoney badger

The Technocracy of The Enlightened Lands of a Perfect Order is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Primeval Juniper Appleblossom with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.531 billion Orderians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deus Ex Machina. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Enlightened Lands of a Perfect Orderian economy, worth a remarkable 2,546 trillion primes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 188,191 primes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, rumor has it that Primeval Juniper Appleblossom has won three lotteries in a row, and armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough. Crime is totally unknown. The Enlightened Lands of a Perfect Order's national animal is the honey badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Enlightened Lands of a Perfect Order is ranked 130,667th in the world and 70th in International Democratic Union for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 638.37 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,751stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,819thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,987thMost Cultured: 2,248thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,362ndSmartest Citizens: 2,587thMost Inclusive: 2,642ndTop
Highest Food Quality: 2,667thMost Developed: 2,814thMost Pacifist: 2,861stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,876thNicest Citizens: 2,965thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,239thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,362ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,467thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,498thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,663rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,740thSafest: 3,970thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,337thMost Influential: 4,344thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,613thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,662ndLargest Welfare Programs: 5,341stMost Efficient Economies: 5,747thLargest Governments: 6,149thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,985thHighest Economic Output: 7,210thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,985thMost Secular: 8,828thHighest Average Incomes: 8,867thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,900thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,475thLowest Crime Rates: 10,284thNudest: 11,459thMost Stationary: 11,929thTop
Best Weather: 16,612thHealthiest Citizens: 17,925thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,121stLargest Populations: 23,675thHighest Drug Use: 24,816th
Nudest: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Pacifist: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the region

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