The Technocracy of The Enlightened Lands of a Perfect Order is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Primeval Juniper Appleblossom with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.147 billion Orderians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deus Ex Machina. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Enlightened Lands of a Perfect Orderian economy, worth a remarkable 1,733 trillion primes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,483 primes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, and the number of students attending university has reached a record high. Crime is totally unknown. The Enlightened Lands of a Perfect Order's national animal is the honey badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Enlightened Lands of a Perfect Order is ranked 133,655^th in the world and 62^nd in International Democratic Union for Most Pro-Market, scoring 36.44 on the Rand Index.