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Most Inclusive: 158th Most Rebellious Youth: 213th Most Compassionate Citizens: 223rd
The United Departments of
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The English Regions

Population15.835 billion

CapitalZripton
LeaderChristian Bonaparte Yard
FaithAgnosticism

CurrencyFlorin
AnimalSquirrel

The United Departments of The English Regions is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Christian Bonaparte Yard with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 15.835 billion English Regionsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zripton. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient English Regionsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,387 trillion Florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 277,080 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, and shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals. Crime is totally unknown. The English Regions's national animal is the Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The English Regions is ranked 1,996th in the world and 86th in Balder for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 9,225.97 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Inclusive: 158thMost Rebellious Youth: 213thMost Compassionate Citizens: 223rdNicest Citizens: 236thMost Cultured: 248thMost Developed: 337thLongest Average Lifespans: 398thLeast Corrupt Governments: 429thMost Beautiful Environments: 430thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 494thMost Cheerful Citizens: 498thHealthiest Citizens: 500thLargest Information Technology Sector: 538thMost Pacifist: 576thSmartest Citizens: 603rdBest Weather: 684thMost Scientifically Advanced: 710thMost Efficient Economies: 1,007thSafest: 1,183rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,218thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,235thMost Secular: 1,242ndLargest Governments: 1,472ndTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1,645thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,662ndHighest Economic Output: 1,849thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,987thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,996thHighest Average Incomes: 2,112thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,156thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,183rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,300thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,456thRudest Citizens: 4,966thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,938thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,844thMost Influential: 7,497thNudest: 7,702ndTop
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Most Stationary: 8,544thLargest Populations: 8,660thMost Politically Free: 10,572ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,076thHighest Drug Use: 12,926thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,722nd
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Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Pacifist: 18th in the regionBest Weather: 19th in the regionMost Secular: 36th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 41st in the regionSafest: 41st in the regionMost Influential: 45th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 52nd in the regionLargest Governments: 55th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 55th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 67th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 72nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 74th in the regionMost Stationary: 76th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 79th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 86th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 88th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 99th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 120th in the regionRudest Citizens: 218th in the regionMost Politically Free: 219th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 225th in the regionLargest Populations: 236th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 283rd in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 339th in the regionNudest: 381st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 438th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 478th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The English Regions, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
  • : Following new legislation in The English Regions, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay.
  • : The English Regions was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : The English Regions voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Sterilisation".
  • : Following new legislation in The English Regions, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
  • : Following new legislation in The English Regions, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel.
  • : Following new legislation in The English Regions, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu.
  • : Following new legislation in The English Regions, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in The English Regions, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
  • : Following new legislation in The English Regions, dinner parties often end in politically charged fist fights.

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