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Most Patriotic: 9,910thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,498thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,057th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Glory to the empire of rising sun!
Emperor Filippo
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The empire of rising sun

Population3.068 billion

CapitalNew Tokyo
LeaderEmperor Filippo
FaithGoddess emperor

CurrencyGold
Animalcow

The Empire of The empire of rising sun is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Filippo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.068 billion empire of rising sunians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Tokyo. The average income tax rate is 73.3%.

The frighteningly efficient empire of rising sunian economy, worth 380 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 123,868 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, and stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The empire of rising sun's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Goddess emperor.

The empire of rising sun is ranked 204,713th in the world and 8,935th in Lazarus for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 408.46 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Patriotic: 9,910thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,498thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,057thTop
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Most Developed: 17,037thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,623rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,191stMost Efficient Economies: 21,219thLongest Average Lifespans: 26,508thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,609thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,056thMost Corrupt Governments: 28,052ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 29,705thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 29,782ndLowest Crime Rates: 30,005thMost Advanced Public Education: 30,006thHighest Average Tax Rates: 31,235thLargest Governments: 31,256thMost Valuable International Artwork: 31,527th
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Most Patriotic: 765th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 871st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,038th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,055th in the regionMost Developed: 1,135th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,170th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The empire of rising sun, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.
  • : Following new legislation in The empire of rising sun, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose.
  • : Following new legislation in The empire of rising sun, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
  • : Following new legislation in The empire of rising sun, repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events.
  • : Following new legislation in The empire of rising sun, half of the nation's import/export industry is run from a location known only as 'Dead Man's Cove'.
  • : Following new legislation in The empire of rising sun, nations across the world are quick to praise Emperor Filippo's good looks and intellectual prowess.
  • : Following new legislation in The empire of rising sun, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces.
  • : The empire of rising sun's influence in Lazarus rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : The empire of rising sun was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in The empire of rising sun, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.

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