The Imperial Commonwealth of The Empire of Rijelv is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Queen-Empress Sophia with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 11.134 billion Rijelvians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lüsiia. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Rijelvian economy, worth a remarkable 4,916 trillion Jolvs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 441,580 Jolvs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds', theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, and companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave. Crime is totally unknown. The Empire of Rijelv's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Secularism.

The Empire of Rijelv is ranked 6,931^st in the world and 198^th in The East Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 5,824.59 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.