The Imperial Commonwealth of The Empire of Rijelv is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Queen-Empress Sophia with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ubiquitous missile silos, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 18.459 billion Rijelvians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lüsiia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Rijelvian economy, worth a remarkable 8,756 trillion Jolvs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 474,376 Jolvs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, the government seizes corporate assets it deems 'scary enough', preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, and people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces. Crime is totally unknown. The Empire of Rijelv's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Secularism.

The Empire of Rijelv is ranked 1,551^st in the world and 36^th in The East Pacific for Most Secular, with 99.11 Atheism Rate.