The Imperial Commonwealth of The Empire of Rijelv is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen-Empress Sophia with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 15.234 billion Rijelvians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lüsiia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Rijelvian economy, worth a remarkable 6,885 trillion Jolvs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 452,010 Jolvs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

International trade is a sticky issue, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, babies are increasingly seen as a luxury, and conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue. Crime is totally unknown. The Empire of Rijelv's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Secularism.

The Empire of Rijelv is ranked 1,808^th in the world and 40^th in The East Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 351.74 Bank.