The Imperial Commonwealth of The Empire of Rijelv is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Queen-Empress Sophia with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 12.991 billion Rijelvians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lüsiia. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Rijelvian economy, worth a remarkable 5,581 trillion Jolvs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 429,678 Jolvs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, Queen-Empress Sophia has been nicknamed 'Robomop', trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, and hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock". Crime is totally unknown. The Empire of Rijelv's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Secularism.

The Empire of Rijelv is ranked 40,540^th in the world and 2,033^rd in The East Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 65.31 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.