The Imperial State of The Empire of Ignesia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Lexioskheve with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.723 billion Ignesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prima Vimicia. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ignesian economy, worth 278 trillion Ignesian nixes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,666 Ignesian nixes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Ignesian roads, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises, most pop videos prominently feature the Ignesian flag, and players panic as they discover the newest chain can reset their populations and even delete their nations (The Empire of Ignesia has found 6 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Empire of Ignesia's national animal is the Mesagelumo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nexarnism.

The Empire of Ignesia is ranked 284,028^th in the world and 6,633^rd in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -358.49 on the Scary Big Number Scale.