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Largest Gambling Industry: 549thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 705thMost Ignorant Citizens: 780th
The Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
This place sucks
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Emperors Will

Population12.044 billion

CapitalLiterally a hole
LeaderEmperor
Faiththe Power of the Will

Currencyroyar
Animalhuman

The Kingdom of The Emperors Will is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.044 billion total losers and slaves to the system are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Welfare and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Literally a hole. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.9%.

The thriving a total loser and slave to the system economy, worth a remarkable 2,207 trillion royars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 183,326 royars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 976,479 per year while the poor average 18,119, a ratio of 53.9 to 1.

Family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Emperors Will's national animal is the human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Power of the Will.

The Emperors Will is ranked 4,291st in the world and 212th in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring 138.42 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 549thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 705thMost Ignorant Citizens: 780thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 837thFattest Citizens: 1,373rdLargest Black Market: 1,570thLargest Mining Sector: 1,633rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,942ndMost Avoided: 2,027thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,499thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,175thMost Armed: 3,308thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,596thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,818thMost Primitive: 4,291stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,417thLargest Retail Industry: 6,027thMost Devout: 6,517thHighest Economic Output: 7,390thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,524thHighest Average Incomes: 8,564thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,364thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,106thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,090thLargest Governments: 21,729thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22,308thLargest Populations: 24,413th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 37th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 45th in the regionFattest Citizens: 68th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 76th in the regionLargest Black Market: 82nd in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 101st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 107th in the regionMost Avoided: 116th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 138th in the regionMost Armed: 153rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 165th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 188th in the regionMost Primitive: 212th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 213th in the regionMost Devout: 288th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 313th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 316th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 348th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 416th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 471st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 529th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 605th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 697th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 813th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Emperors Will was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : The Emperors Will was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : The Emperors Will was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : The Emperors Will was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : The Emperors Will was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : The Emperors Will was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 10% for Most Zombified.
  • : The Emperors Will's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : The Emperors Will was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : The Emperors Will's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : The Emperors Will was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.

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