The Colony of The Embassy Guardian is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 232 million Embassy Guardianians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 33.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Embassy Guardianian economy, worth 8.61 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,129 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Embassy Guardian's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Embassy Guardian is ranked 78,916^th in the world and 7^th in The Embassy for Best Weather, with 107 Meters Of Sunlight.