by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10,541stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,128thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,875th
The Sectoral State of
Father Knows Best State
Separated by borders, but united with common purpose.
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Elvish Reich

Population3.446 billion

LeaderFraulein Slusser
FaithUnified Faith

AnimalElvish Eagle

The Sectoral State of The Elvish Reich is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Fraulein Slusser with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 3.446 billion Elves are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baerin. The average income tax rate is 43.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Elvish economy, worth 375 trillion Neumarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 108,942 Neumarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The statue in the Scully Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, many in The Elvish Reich are born in the purple, Fraulein Slusser claims to be the epitome of family values, and light entertainment isn't dead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Elvish Reich's national animal is the Elvish Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Unified Faith.

The Elvish Reich is ranked 145,383rd in the world and 187th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 450.1 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10,541stTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,128thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,875thMost Developed: 21,528thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,162ndMost Inclusive: 23,274th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 25th in the regionMost Inclusive: 26th in the region

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