The Community of The Eireannian Mafia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its smutty television, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.543 billion Sicilians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Administration aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The strong Eireannian Mafia economy, worth 825 trillion Guinnesses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 53,120 Guinnesses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 379,191 per year while the poor average 2,441, a ratio of 155 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, The Eireannian Mafia recently decided against having a capital city, rioting and unrest sweep the nation, and emigration to countries with labor laws is all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. The Eireannian Mafia's national animal is the Eastern Screech Owl, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

The Eireannian Mafia is ranked 252,168^th in the world and 2^nd in The North African Arab Revolutionaries for Lowest Crime Rates, with 51.05 law-abiding acts per hour.