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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,397thMost Pro-Market: 1,736thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,975th
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The Eireannian Mafia

Population7.393 billion

AnimalEastern Screech Owl

The Community of The Eireannian Mafia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its smutty television, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.393 billion Sicilians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The strong Eireannian Mafia economy, worth 392 trillion Guinnesses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 53,120 Guinnesses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 379,189 per year while the poor average 2,441, a ratio of 155 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, The Eireannian Mafia recently decided against having a capital city, rioting and unrest sweep the nation, and emigration to countries with labor laws is all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. The Eireannian Mafia's national animal is the Eastern Screech Owl, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

The Eireannian Mafia is ranked 98,108th in the world and 18th in The Confederacy of Free Lands for Highest Average Incomes, with 53,120.59 Standard Monetary Units.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,397thMost Pro-Market: 1,736thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 11,975thMost Primitive: 15,566thMost Rebellious Youth: 18,691stRudest Citizens: 20,488th
Most Pro-Market: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the region

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