The Mighty Palace Dude of The Egyptian Council is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mr Pharaoh with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 26.527 billion Egyptians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Industry and Spirituality are also considered important, while Healthcare and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 14.3%.

The powerhouse Egyptian economy, worth 914 trillion Egyptian Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 34,458 Egyptian Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Prison libraries are being replaced with interrogation chambers, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, divorce is illegal, and foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Egyptian Council's national animal is the Steppe Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The Egyptian Council is ranked 243,608^th in the world and 8^th in Egypt for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.79 law-abiding acts per hour.